How to use this site

Depending on your interest, select one of the menu items listed above. If you don’t see a category that captures your attention, please contact me about a topic that would interest you, and I’ll be sure to write a piece on it.

For instance, if you dig reading about pelicans, and you don’t see a menu topic for pelicans, then contact me and write, “Hey, Milo. Hope you’re doing well.” You know, some sort of greeting. Then say, “Why don’t you ever write about pelicans. Ever since I was a child, I loved the majesty of the pelican. How its beak stretches like the lip of a Suri woman from Ethiopia. How the bird’s wings shine clean from their sleek feathers. How they squawk like a prehistoric Pelitoid . . .” or some nonsense like that. I don’t know much about pelicans, so I couldn’t describe it, or a Pelitoid, for that matter.

If you have a memory you’d like me to write about, contact me. If you’ve experienced a humorous or strange occurrence, contact me. Whatever. I’ll write your story.

Just send me a few specifics in a Facebook message, and I’ll fill in the rest in my own interpretation of your life.